Take your groin from sweaty to delicious with Big Cojones hard soap, made in London by Clean Alibi. Big Cojones is bursting with the fattest butters, the fiercest mint, and followed through with the full force of activated charcoal.

A real man says:

"My skin's never felt so good... I've done a lot of walking today, and normally walking a few miles in boxers you get sweaty and your groin start smelling pretty vinegary, but I still smell freshly showered - delicious!"

[Listen in full on the video: it's a genuine voice message from a friend who used the soap before it was ever named or sold. Slightly NFSW].

ABSOLUTELY NO PALM OIL! [Read 'Why soaps rely on Palm Oil']

The only solution to banishing Palm Oil:

Big Cojones Hard Soap contains the Holy Trinity of Butters: Mango, Cocoa, Shea, PLUS olive oil, sweet almond, and coconut. We have to go heavy on these precious butters to keep Big Cojones rich and hard. Other soaps still turn to palm oil for hardness, foam, and emollience. Not Clean Alibi. NEVER. THAT's why Big Cojones Hard Soap is so unique.

You don't have to have cojones (of any size) to enjoy this hard soap, but it's pretty minty so keep it away from any sensitive membranes IYKWIM. 

Back by popular demand and on sale, only from Clean Alibi.

No two Big Cojones alike!
Clean Alibi's hard soaps are individually hand-cut. Uniformity makes for tedious making. Tedium is alienating and miserable, and contravenes Clean Alibi's commitment to Minimal Misery Manufacturing™️

*We wish everyone a friend like this. Not for sale. Only love.